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kaisouWHO: Sampo + You
WHERE: Gemini
WHEN: Prophecy Post
WHAT: Late April
WARNINGS: Profane language always
[ the video opens up to sampo adjusting his phone on the side of the ever-colorful Rumpus room, and he's moving to point it at his weird Fortune-teller machine.
There's just a small voice clip coming from The Great Alzara today, and it's that "Teamwork is the key. Try having a friend insert a coin too, and maybe the prophecy you get will be one that makes the most sense.'
And then the lights go dim again. Sampo gestures at it like
willsmith.jpg ]
He's never been THIS vague with a prophecy before. Nor has he ever asked for two coins. Talk about a cheat, huh?
--I know what you're thinking, don't say it! I'd never ask two bits for one bob, you know?
Anyway, I hope everyone else's prophecies make more sense than Ol' Sampo's. Let's hear what YOU guys got!
WHERE: Gemini
WHEN: Prophecy Post
WHAT: Late April
WARNINGS: Profane language always
[ the video opens up to sampo adjusting his phone on the side of the ever-colorful Rumpus room, and he's moving to point it at his weird Fortune-teller machine.
There's just a small voice clip coming from The Great Alzara today, and it's that "Teamwork is the key. Try having a friend insert a coin too, and maybe the prophecy you get will be one that makes the most sense.'
And then the lights go dim again. Sampo gestures at it like
willsmith.jpg ]
He's never been THIS vague with a prophecy before. Nor has he ever asked for two coins. Talk about a cheat, huh?
--I know what you're thinking, don't say it! I'd never ask two bits for one bob, you know?
Anyway, I hope everyone else's prophecies make more sense than Ol' Sampo's. Let's hear what YOU guys got!
[SEMI-CLOSED] Jun & Varian's Wedding
Apr. 25th, 2026 07:51 amwhiteshroud posting in kaisouWHO: Jun, Varian, and everyone invited to their wedding
WHERE: Flin's Lighthouse island
WHEN: April 18th
WHAT: Jun and Varian's wedding! Ceremony will be handwaved, while reception will be the threaded part because that's the party
WARNINGS: Add as needed.
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WHERE: Flin's Lighthouse island
WHEN: April 18th
WHAT: Jun and Varian's wedding! Ceremony will be handwaved, while reception will be the threaded part because that's the party
WARNINGS: Add as needed.
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video: un: bar_cat75
Apr. 20th, 2026 09:35 pmwiseoldbartender posting in kaisouWHO: Husk and you!
WHERE: Gemini
WHEN: At about 2:30am on Monday morning
WHAT: Party Cat
WARNINGS: Husk's general pottymouth.
[ Normally when Husk appears on the network at stupid hours of the night, it means he's got some horrible (and weirdly sexual) prophecy to dump on you all with all the bedside manner of a drowned possum. He looks like he's been roused from sleep, given what a mess his fur is. He looks extremely annoyed, but that's pretty regular for him too.]
I got woken up by this bitch-ass thing and I need to know what the hell to do to make it go away. I tried picking it up and tossing it outta the window, but it just appeared back again.
[He turns the camera to where a little cat is crawling all over his bed. It turns to face the camera and utters one, single word: ]
Party
[Husk pinches the bridge of his muzzle, exhaling sharply. ]
No. I don't wanna party with you, you little fuckass. Piss off. [He focuses back on the camera again.] So, has anyone dealt with one of these before? The fuck do I do to get rid of it?
WHERE: Gemini
WHEN: At about 2:30am on Monday morning
WHAT: Party Cat
WARNINGS: Husk's general pottymouth.
[ Normally when Husk appears on the network at stupid hours of the night, it means he's got some horrible (and weirdly sexual) prophecy to dump on you all with all the bedside manner of a drowned possum. He looks like he's been roused from sleep, given what a mess his fur is. He looks extremely annoyed, but that's pretty regular for him too.]
I got woken up by this bitch-ass thing and I need to know what the hell to do to make it go away. I tried picking it up and tossing it outta the window, but it just appeared back again.
[He turns the camera to where a little cat is crawling all over his bed. It turns to face the camera and utters one, single word: ]
Party
[Husk pinches the bridge of his muzzle, exhaling sharply. ]
No. I don't wanna party with you, you little fuckass. Piss off. [He focuses back on the camera again.] So, has anyone dealt with one of these before? The fuck do I do to get rid of it?
video; un: swimteamking
Apr. 18th, 2026 08:42 pmfishounen posting in kaisouWHO: Sidon & YOU
WHERE: Network: Libra
WHEN: Evening, Mid-April
WHAT: New Fish In town
WARNINGS: Volume
HELLO KAISOU!
[Sorry, were you busy? Or, you know, planning on a nice quiet evening scrolling the network? Too bad. The shout coming off this post could very well have been from a bullhorn. But no, it's just...]
[Is that a shark.]
[No, that's a shark-man. That's a shark-man in a very fancy pool. Apparently, he's put his phone in some kind of waterproof case because he is absolutely in the water while he's posting this.]
[If he looks a little beat up, don't worry about it. He's certainly not.]
It is such a privilege to be among your number! I am delighted to be using this app and meeting all of you! Though, the circumstances of this app's arrival are a bit unfortunate, it can't be helped. And I am here, seeing all of your faces!
[A beat.]
Or texts, perhaps. It's the thought that counts, isn't it?
[Sure buddy. He pauses, though, as something occurs to him.] Forgive my manners! I am Sidon Dorephan! I suppose you might have seen me on the beaches in the summers, or the lakes. If you have, please! Don't hesitate in saying hello.
GOOD EVENING, KAISOU!
[And... he signs off.]
WHERE: Network: Libra
WHEN: Evening, Mid-April
WHAT: New Fish In town
WARNINGS: Volume
HELLO KAISOU!
[Sorry, were you busy? Or, you know, planning on a nice quiet evening scrolling the network? Too bad. The shout coming off this post could very well have been from a bullhorn. But no, it's just...]
[Is that a shark.]
[No, that's a shark-man. That's a shark-man in a very fancy pool. Apparently, he's put his phone in some kind of waterproof case because he is absolutely in the water while he's posting this.]
[If he looks a little beat up, don't worry about it. He's certainly not.]
It is such a privilege to be among your number! I am delighted to be using this app and meeting all of you! Though, the circumstances of this app's arrival are a bit unfortunate, it can't be helped. And I am here, seeing all of your faces!
[A beat.]
Or texts, perhaps. It's the thought that counts, isn't it?
[Sure buddy. He pauses, though, as something occurs to him.] Forgive my manners! I am Sidon Dorephan! I suppose you might have seen me on the beaches in the summers, or the lakes. If you have, please! Don't hesitate in saying hello.
GOOD EVENING, KAISOU!
[And... he signs off.]
voice/action; un: tacocat
Apr. 17th, 2026 08:44 pmexarchal posting in kaisouWHO: Raha and you!
WHERE: Libra and also a bonus action option.
WHEN: In the latter half of the month.
WHAT: A catboy wakes up and is confused as hell.
WARNINGS: Possible talk of serious health diagnoses but it will be warned for in subthreads if it happens.
[voice;]
[This silver-tongued stranger speaks with a rich, warm tone—but he also sounds a bit dazed.]
Greetings! My name is Raha Baldesion, and I've only just been released from... ah, call it extended medical leave.
While I grow accustomed to moving around again, if someone could tell me how best to contact POKEGO, I would be grateful. I had been an apprentice before all of the unpleasantness and it might be best if I start there. I could have lingered a while longer in that underground compound—which seemed quite well-built and extensive, truly an impressive feat of engineering—but I thought it best to get some sun after so long.
I shall have to return after exploring the city proper.
[That includes the tower, which he doesn't necessarily want to reveal his connection to. He might not even have a connection. All his stupid blood has gotten him thus far is a bad allergy.]
Ah! Speaking of which, what sights do you all recommend? I will also accept suggestions of the gastronomic variety.
[He has no money, but he'll... figure something out. His body may be weird and creaky now but he has all the fire and entrepreneurial spirit one could ever need. Maybe too much of it, sometimes.]
( action; the crystal tower )
WHERE: Libra and also a bonus action option.
WHEN: In the latter half of the month.
WHAT: A catboy wakes up and is confused as hell.
WARNINGS: Possible talk of serious health diagnoses but it will be warned for in subthreads if it happens.
[voice;]
[This silver-tongued stranger speaks with a rich, warm tone—but he also sounds a bit dazed.]
Greetings! My name is Raha Baldesion, and I've only just been released from... ah, call it extended medical leave.
While I grow accustomed to moving around again, if someone could tell me how best to contact POKEGO, I would be grateful. I had been an apprentice before all of the unpleasantness and it might be best if I start there. I could have lingered a while longer in that underground compound—which seemed quite well-built and extensive, truly an impressive feat of engineering—but I thought it best to get some sun after so long.
I shall have to return after exploring the city proper.
[That includes the tower, which he doesn't necessarily want to reveal his connection to. He might not even have a connection. All his stupid blood has gotten him thus far is a bad allergy.]
Ah! Speaking of which, what sights do you all recommend? I will also accept suggestions of the gastronomic variety.
[He has no money, but he'll... figure something out. His body may be weird and creaky now but he has all the fire and entrepreneurial spirit one could ever need. Maybe too much of it, sometimes.]
( action; the crystal tower )